Eggs...only if they're CHOCOLATE!

Let's start with this quote...

The great gift of Easter is hope - Christian hope which makes us have that confidence in God, in his ultimate triumph, and in his goodness and love, which nothing can shake.

Basil C. Hume

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics.

Marvin Olasky

A day without an argument is like an egg without salt.

Angela Carter

We do love people and our practices...and it doesn't make us villain, hopefully.

As there are people who celebrate Easter by having sunrise breakfast, ceremony or decorated baskets - it is something that unity people by the means of hope and love.


Then please do indulge me into providing you the links to those cool website which provides you the information on Easter, mainly the FOOD!! Especially Chocolate!  We do have local chocolatiers whom we deeply ADORE in our city.


Can't live with them nor without them. *sigh*

• The Perfect Truffle  www.theperfecttruffle.com
• Zoe  www.zoeschocolate.com
• The Candy Kitchen   [no website]

Wanted something that could be made at home - enough to revamp the level in caffeine or put in-laws in sugar coma, perhaps? ;)


I have weakness for Cadbury Creme Eggs, as well some specific chocolates that actually "electrifies" my lymph nodes in neck. I'd be embarrassed to say this but it's sort of "erotic" feeling for me.  Yes, I'm one of those "weirdos" who get turned on by specific kind of chocolates. I never thought it would happen to me - but gosh, I'm GLAD it did!!


Of course, I'm married! :)


THEN check this!!!

13 Delicious Recipes Using Cadbury Creme Eggs     www.buzzfeed.com

1. Cadbury Creme Egg Brownies
2. Homemade Cadbury Creme Eggs
3. Cadbury Creme Egg Cupcake
4. Deep Fried Cadbury Creme Egg
5. Cadbury Creme Egg Chocolate Pancakes
6. Cadbury Creme Egg Deviled Eggs
7. Healthier Cadbury Creme Eggs  (miraculously yes)
8. Cadbury Creme Egg Muffins
9. Cadbury Creme Egg Chocolate Tart
10. Cadbury Creme Egg Eggs Benedict
11. Leftover Easter Candy Cookies
12. Cadbury Creme Egg Ice Cream
13. Cadbury Creme Burlegg

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For the sake of the healthiness of your precious mind, I must invest some educational for you to benefit from.

The History of Chocolate - 1800's

www.mce.k12tn.net/chocolate/history/history_of_chocolate5.htm

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...And imagine having bacteria, an infection "caused" the one to feast on chocolates!

Oooh! Infect me!

Bacteria living in people's digestive system makes humans eat chocolate http://english.pravda.ru/news/science/12-10-2007/98710-chocolate-0/

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Happy Easter...with love, and but be sure to salt it? You know - I salt my eggs?

Deadly Chili Contest

I remembered of this hilarious story which I read 2 years ago while dining at Mongolian Grill, Columbia today. I just HAD to mention this... Please enjoy as there is no need for me to add anything more!
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Posted on August 18, 2005 2:21:44 PM EDT by meandog

Warning - If you can read this whole story without laughing out loud, then you need to develop a sense of humor.

Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a chili cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio city park.

The notes are from an inexperienced chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL.

Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cooking contest. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted." Here are the scorecards from the advent: (Frank is Judge #3)

Chili # 1 Eddie's Maniac Monster Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2-- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 -- (Frank) What the hell is this stuff?! You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put out the flames. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy!

Chili # 2 Austin's Afterburner Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2-- Exciting BBQ flavor; needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

Chili # 3 Ronny's Famous Burn Down the Barn Chili...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick. Needs more beans.
Judge # 2 -- A beanless chili, a bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting sh*t faced from all of the beer...

Chili # 4 Dave's Black Magic...
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 ---- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish, or other mild foods; not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the barmaid, was standing behind me with fresh refills. That 300-lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?

Chili # 5 Lisa's Legal Lip Remover...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead, and I can no longer focus my eyes. I ripped ass and four people behind me needed paramedics. The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really pisses me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw those rednecks.

Chili # 6 Pam's Very Vegetarian Variety...
Judge # 1 -- Thin, yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb.
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulphuric flames. I sh*t myself when I farted and I'm worried it will eat through the chair! No one seems inclined to stand behind me anymore. I need to wipe my ass with a snow cone.

Chili # 7 Carla's Screaming Sensation Chili...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho-hum; tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge #3. He appears to be in a bit of distress, as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing; it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.

Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili...
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge # 3 farted, passed out, fell over, and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor fella, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?


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Spring Fever...

Wait!

I'm NOT going to talk about "cleaning", as in doing the house. Well - that is something I'd love to but I probably ended up whining and throwing tantrum on the floor, causing my dogs to bark uncontrollably. An ancient (well just 17 years old) cycle started when I shared a home with my then-fiance and now husband,  whom now is 'smart' enough to avoid by reading newspaper - upside down, of course.

I used to HATE the cleaning, meaning I don't make mess in first place. I put away stuff before they were being picked up. I used to view the "cleaning" as laborious, so I avoid the major cleaning by doing "the quickie mini-cleaning" immediately after each occurring. For example, when brushing my teeth - all those "suds", I immediately rinsed the sink by using my hand - swishing around, including the fixtures. It always remain looking "clean". I keep mini vacuum in bathroom for any stray hair, dust and/or debris. You know - one of those 90's mini-wall where you hang it against the wall?

Oh dear - look what you did! You got me all motormouth about cleaning! *sigh* Alright. ;D

All I wanted to say that - the past week, my teen was SICK, down with "spring fever". Really no...yet, I had to give up all week, holed up at home - nursing my sick teen. But it was worth the pain...for a huge reason, read on.

Cold? Flu? Stomach virus? Nope... it was lymph node infection, in her neck.  And it wasn't the first time, it actually was the second time.  The first one happened when she was 2 years old - so horrible! I didn't get any sleep.  The cause of the infection, even up to today, remains unknown - the doctors (in the past and currently) were baffled. (Should I call up Dr. House on this?)  Anyway, "something" somehow invaded under her skin and lymph node defeated. I didn't notice the swelling on her neck because she was SO chubby (right now, she even isn't - as she's TOO skinny, even more since she lost 7 lbs within a week! Not cool)...no discoloration nor noticeable redness until I pulled a sweater over head, she yelped. That was when I first saw the swollen neck - immediately, I called the doctor and made an appointment for next morning.  Morning followed, the doctorS examined her, and put her on 3-days antibodies to see if there will be any effect - good enough, there was.  At first, no discoloration or any kind...till 3rd day, I see a small circle, a size of quarter - of color purple. It looked like a bad bruise. Back to doctor - and he was expecting for that to happen, so he admitted her into surgery the next morning. It was a bit of a blur for us.

The most emotional part was when they allowed me to suit up (those astronunt-like protective outfit) and carry her into the surgery room where an anesthesiologist put her to sleep while holding her.   You need to understand this - a 2 years old can get very frightened if going into a huge room with few masked people and so on.  That was their concern not having her being all upset and possible hurt herself when going under.  That was the reason of them allowing to come into the surgery room, carrying my daughter, comforting her as best I could till he placed that mask over her mouth/nose. She did struggle - as instructed, I had to maintain the pressure on the mask on her, as in "forcing" her to breathe that gas from the mask.

The feeling...was overwhelming and indescribable, but I fought to control it so they won't "kick" me out if I break down during that moment and it will interfere the procedure because timings were very critical to those professionals.  When she went "under", I felt her body become so "light" and supple. It was eerily close to having her being dead in my arms. Once she went under - she was immediately taken out of my arms and placed upon the operating table, a nurse walked me to another room where I am to remove the protective outfit. Then I went to waiting room where my husband was at - I told him and few tears escaped. See - I tend to keep it to myself IN public... I just don't like the attention suddenly drawn to me. I guess, growing up on army bases taught me to be discreet with my emotions in public as it tend to fog my  

The doctors drew 4 oz of pus out of her when she was two years old, and inserted an open-ended tube in her neck for extra drainage, for next 3 days.   I'm telling you... the cleaning during those 3 days - I actually almost fainted. Poor James, my husband, he held her - all crying and screaming while I cleaned around those tubes. I had to sit down on toilet to recollect myself - even with him holding her!

Finally, after 3 days, went back to doctor. He removed the tubes and left it opening for it to heal it self in a way. That was when Rachel had to return to surgery once again after a week to "shave" off those damaged nodes and leftovers, then stitch her up.  I, again, had the same experience with her going limp in my arm but this time, I toughed up a bit. Yet, it still get to me - even if it's today.

Now - she's going to be 16 and here it goes, again - only that it was different. No surgery - yet, but it sure deprives her of an appetite for food which lead her to lose 7 lbs. The cause of it? STILL unknown...so I think I would like to request for biopsy to see if I could be infected so I could lose some pounds before my class reunion coming up in August!!

{I might not be a writer, but I wanted to tell this as if I'm talking to you in person, over cup of tea}

Post-it Notes

Backward:

40 lbs lighter.  A missed real estate opportunity.  1 point less in IQ. Falling in love with Twitter. Bi-lover with coffee and tea.

Stop/Pause:

“Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it you can never get it back.” Harvey MacKay quotes.


To be honest, if it was my iPhone dropping from 1,000 foot - I'll be popping some unfortunate people's eardrums. Ask my family - they will verify that. As my mother used to proclaim that I WOULD have easily scared a mugger off with that voice-box of mine. Not that it have happened and I do not intend to experiment at all... in other words, I'm a chicken plus - I'm much of a private person not desiring much of suddenly drawn attention.


Read this "iPhone-factor" story ... I applause and at same time, gently shaking my head...to that "guy", Roger Nachman - from Benzinga.com.  Anyway,  nice reflection on my iPhone, uh?

http://www.designtaxi.com/news/34368/It-Still-Works-iPhone-4-Survives-1-000-Foot-Fall/




Play:


My white pom watches TV.  My in-law is knitting another blanket, another additional to her collection of 100+ blankets.  My teen was engorged into 2-hours debate with one of her FB friends on topic about which color should she be dying her hair. My husband is about to use up the battery in the TV remote due to micro-second channel surfing.  Me - with my Mac laptop, warming up my lap.


Forward:
Holding out for an house fire alarm that also performs a timer for my cooking.  Coffee table that converts into an electric massager for my weary foot and calves, serving more than one pair of foot. Dogs that can perform sign language to communicate EXACTLY what he/she was agitated about.


Still trying to convince my mind that I should LIKE going to bed and getting up, instead groaning every time I'm forced to go bed OR getting out of bed.




Stop/Eject:
Salt away!

Earth Hour 2011... and....

Science Projects:

As you know that on March 19th, Saturday - there was 'Supermoon', which the moon shines 30% more and appeared to be at 14% larger, the combination of it wasn't common. In fact, it haven't happened in past 20 years.  It's nice that I was able to witness it and lick my fingertip "check"!

Now, there is more.. but much toward to environment-awareness.

Every year Earth Hour asks individuals, businesses and communities worldwide to show their commitment to the environment. This kind of demonstration - reveals the power of individuals, communities, businesses and governments to unite and make a difference! Even for a hour PER YEAR! That simple of actions speak louder than words.

This Earth Hour, we encourage and hope that you and I will turn off your lights. But when the lights go back on, try and go beyond the hour and think about what you can change in your daily life that will benefit the planet. That would be an excellent educational opportunity...

To confirm your pledge - simply go to http://www.worldwildlife.org/sites/earthhour and confirm it.  While at it - you get to download a FREE wallpaper, sent e-card and join their official Facebook page! Even tweet about it! Just for fun of it!  They even have that neat "global" map where you add your "pledge" star to it. You will be able to read other pledges. It's cool....

Earth Hour

http://www.worldwildlife.org/sites/earthhour

(in case if this video above does not work...please click on this link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mxjbip6y04&feature=player_embedded)

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NOTE: St. Patrick's Incident:  If you have read my previous posting. (crossing fingers as I'm still learning... I'm more of hands-on artist where I create amazing fine handcrafts which I will plan on showing and provide instructions cuz I love to share!)  Down in here in city of Frederick, Maryland.  Rita's Italian Ice establishment - Frederick, they were having a contest where each eager participator is to search for that location given by Rita's-Frederick, only in longtitude/latitude mode. The first arrival get to claim the "golden ticket" from one of Rita's-Frederick's representative, standing and holding a huge red/white umbrella. The prize? 365 tickets for a free regular italian ice!  Yes that's 365 free italian ice!

Anyway - they were giving not just one winner, but 19 lucky winners! Each day for 19 days! Just right before their famous annual thing - March 20th, the First Day of Spring where everyone is to get their free italian ice!  (follow them on Twitter @ritasfrederick or @RitasItalianIce) Anyway, I was monitoring their announcements as they made one every day, around 11:30am by tweeting AND Facebooking the 'locations'. Never had the chance to claim one as the timing and location wasn't suitable for me as I was being too busy - I simply enjoyed the show.

UNTIL... the day of St. Patrick's.

For two days prior to that "fateful day" - I had the strong feeling that they will choose this specific location (I guessed ZiPanini and/or Frederick Community College) which was near where I reside. So it was strong enough for me to get out of the house and go to an area near to that "location", just in case if I was wrong - I will simply go to do some grocery shopping. No loss there. So - they tweeted those numbers (remember, they give out the location by using longtitude/lantitude only). Googled those number.. my heart was pounding as I realize that the location was just few yards away! I rammed the pedal "almost" flew to the location.  Upon the arrival, I was all giggly and claim my 'golden ticket'! I was so excited and amazed at my "guts feelings".. not thinking carefully nor wisely. I tweeted of my "accomplishment" before the announcer is to make an official announcement herself on Twitter and Facebook!!! What a BIG-MOUTHED I was!! I beat her to it...  how embarrassing and stupid of me! I can't believe I've allowed 5-years old "spirit" take over my almost-40 years old brain! I would NORMALLY, be cool and be humble about it - and of course, express my delight by giving "thanks" to the announcer. But noooo - I just BLURTED it out there for everyone to "read"!!!

Maybe it's no big deal but hey, I do have a tiny problem with my "inner" ego thing... I sometimes get too competitive. For example.. I'm UNDEFEATED Pictionary champion, but so far.. no one wanted to play with me unless I'm on a team.  Pathetic, isn't it? Anyway... thanks, this was therapitc for me and I can resume to my "normal" life... (as IF!)

*spooning italian ice*

Tan or Non-tanned Feet?

*lotion-ing my feet*

How great it feel to slip into sandals...from spending the winter wearing boots.  So.. I thought, "Sandals vs. Boots"? Which one is better?

Amazingly enough that it's similar to choosing between glazed or chocolate glazed donuts! Both are GOOD... just that the only difference is the timing! (my apologies to weight management companies) No I don't apply those finger-licking glaze on my feet - or I will end up putting my foot in my mouth!  (gag)

The past winter - it was SO cold!! Weeks of wearing boots, tennis shoes or clogs (suffocating my white feet) - washing doormats, wiping off wet dogs from walking. The area near front door or (side door) which seems to be cluttered with shoes, scarfs, hats, mittens, dirt and snow/rain. Where you might be tempted to just discard them into a trash can instead picking each of them - either that or deflate your lungs at kids and spouses and the job were done instantly.

I'm sure you were thinking - when should I break out those sandals? Are my feet hot enough to wear it without attracting unwelcomed pairs of eyes anywhere I need/want/must GO? (H*ll) to them - cuz my feet were HOT, hotter than my whole body and once I've exposed them to cooler relief, don't I feel INSTANT relief? I actually fantasized dipping my feet into foundation in front of White House...

Too eager to wear one, so I went and bought my first sandals of 2011! You know those "tones-up" tennis shoes? I know I probably won't make to those commercials where I am to swing my fanny to millions of viewers - it's too big for their TVs.

Anyway - I BOUGHT a pair of black Tone-Up sandals (not thongs cuz I hate how my toes looks, too monkey-like for sleek types of flips. Maybe the problem lies in perceiving the accurate 'depth' within my eyes). Sorry - got off the road again... I was SAYING... that I love my sandals! It instantly made my feet look thin and feel surprisingly comfortable and yet classy enough to go into a nice restaurant. (honey, I'm hinting here...)

Nice, isn't it? I know I need to color my toenails - they were hidden all winter. See how WHITE it is!? No sense to color if I cannot show it off. I promise - I will go to my local nail salon. I think I will fix my feet up a bit before sticking it to nail technician's face. I have "spray-on" tan bottle...*shaking the bottle*

Ok ok - I've been advocating sandals for a while now (pointing at spring fever)... wearing boots have it's own advantage! Especially those 'fur-lined, fleece-lined, fabric-lined types of boots. They were SOO comfortable!! I do not mean those mountain-style boots (even through they does look bulky yet neat)...I mean those boots where you see everywhere.  The exterior of those boots, seems to appear like if they have been knitted by a grandmother in add with a pair of pom-poms to secure it on your feet? You know? I was meaning to buy it but I'm not sure if they look good on me and I didn't even try it on. I just leave it to be for teenagers and young people (they were the ones I kept seeing wearing those! Sorry!) as it actually look better on them than my own feet!  Well... err, that's all I can say about wearing boots. I think I'd primarily opt for sandals and boots always will come in second - DURING the spring/summer time!

Yesterday - was St. Patrick's Day and I have done something a bit stupid and embarrassing which wasn't me, at ALL! I will have to wait after Sunday to tell you about it - due to ongoing event which I cannot reveal any details as it will end on 19th, tomorrow. Yet, it was GOOD... *sigh*

Now...the moon, big enough to "touch" in 20 years - try to "lasso" it this weekend?

That's it - "salt" for your feet, pamper yourself at home, with a friend, sister, aunt, grandmother, daughter, niece... and of course, you even could include any male as they too need a manicure!!  Walk-ins ARE welcome - totally.

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This is a warm-up exercise...as I'm trying out "topics", as finding a "theme" that I would stick to it. As I've said.. "salt to-taste", please enjoy this random blogs of mine.  I have multi-skills...so they all are good! Too much if I'm to share it all with you - so I'm drawing straws. I will let you know which of me have won. :)

3 or 4-Leaf Clover?

*rustling in the grass*


Darn - I NEED that shamrock! After those snow and rain - it sure bounds to spring out some!


Now - aren't you going out to eat on St. Patrick? Or even better, purchase one of those spring-antenna mini-shamrock attached to a plastic or felt hat?  Then discard the next day? I wish there is some kind of shamrock-shaped box for chocolates. You know? Like the Valentine's?  At least The Perfect Truffle is making chocolates WITH beer! Kid you not! (You're welcome!)


Wanna to impress your friends/family/perfect strangers while chugging down some beer? (DISCLAIMER: These statements does not reflect nor endorsed by Shannon, A Spoonful of Salt)


Try telling a bit about a shamrock - a bonus if you actually find (not purchased) one, as it's considered an omen for good luck! Glue or staple an extra clover does not count. I know because I tried.


Long version: In Irish tradition the Shamrock or 3-leaf Clover represents the Holy Trinity: one leaf for the Father, one for the Son and one for the Holy Spirit. When a Shamrock is found with the fourth leaf, it represents God's Grace.


Or...


Short version: one-leaf clover = Faith, two = Hope, three = Love and four = Luck!

So - which one is better? 3 or 4-Leaf Clover? No biggie...I'd choose both since they're just plain shamrock!!


I've got something for you... there is this Shamrock origami created by Stephan Hecht! It's REALLY hard.. but you gotta say you're impressed! Cuz I am! I've not succeed and I will!


When working on it - say this SIMPLE tongue twister and don't be mad at me! Say...

"Irish Wristwatch". 

*snicker, snicker, snort*

Tell me if you got this figured out! I'll put you on my mantle, along with my other statues and candlesticks! Tried this couple of times. I think this instructions were missing some points...